Urban Dictionary: linuxing

  • Linuxing

A word that seems complicated therefore tricks your girlfriend into thinking that your doing something very important without upsetting her. (you must install LINUX on your computer for this to work she will then think that this word has something to do with it)

Girlfriend speaking:”Oh come here you, big sexy Winnie the pooh beast, I wanna give a nice big BJ…”

You answer: “Oh sweety, I’d love to but not now I’m LINUXING” miraculously she will go away not being upset.

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